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Monday, January 31, 2011

Who stands to profit?

what does the Muslim Brotherhood stand for, and what do they stand to gain with the ouster of President Hosni Mubarak?


what precisely precipitated the protests? were there extra-Egyptian influences (CIA, etc.) involved? who else stands to profit from regime change in Egypt?


what connection is there between the onset of the mass protests throughout Egypt and those in Tunisia and Lebanon?


what does dissident Mohammed ElBaradei stand to gain from the protests?


why has Mohammed ElBaradei become the de facto leader of the rebellion?


observations regarding the strategy of the revolutionary movement:
  • a concerted effort has been made by the protestors to not alienate the military.
  • a concerted effort has been made within the military to not use violence against the protestors.
  • a concerted effort has been made by the protestors to form civic ad hoc committees to prevent looting, organize the distribution of food and water, and maintain basic civil services, like trash removal.
  • a concerted effort has been made to use slogans, signage, and allusions explicable to the Western world—and, particularly, the united states. thereby, we could say that a concerted effort has been made to win Western sympathy/approval/cooperation.

BREAKING NEWS

i have just now figured out what's been going down for the past six days in egypt.


*cough*


timely,
your editor



i'm praying for peace and democracy, my sisters and brothers in egypt. i throw my flip-flop at tyranny in solidarity.

for an explanation and time line of the events in egypt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Egyptian_protests

Friday, January 28, 2011

Shit my sister-in-law says

Jak wrote:
aside: you so need to put all of your inappropriateness into book form. It'd sell like hot potatoes.


DJ wrote:
but it would have to be anonymous. because in reality? i'm horrified by myself.


something to bring to my therapist? you think? . . .


ETA: do hot potatoes really sell all that well?


Jak wrote:
Yes, it could totally be anonymous. Look at the guy who did the Shit My Dad says blog. He's wildly successful with it. Hmm, maybe we need a new blog dedicated to inappropriateness.


DJ wrote:
or: My Life in Written Form? is that what you're saying?


all the Dead Baby commentary. i make a disconcerting number of references to dead babies. i mean, won't it just make people cry?


(TO BRING TO THERAPIST: why does Dead Baby commentary particularly make me giggle?)


Jak wrote:
well, there would definitely need to be Dead Baby commentary. That's a given.


DJ wrote:
*snort* it could be one of the Fast Links on the lefthand side of the blog! ooh. great idea.


Jak wrote:
oh, totally. so that you could easily access the inappropriate theme of your choice.


Hmm, what other themes could there be?


DJ wrote:

  • Tales of Disconcerting Hygiene
  • Discussion of the Personal Lives of Minors
  • My Issues with Food
  • Is It Racist If I'm Joking?

Jak wrote:
Hahahahahhahaha!


DJ wrote:
MORE CATEGORIES:

  • Are You Ready to Talk Details about Your Miscarriage Yet? (cross-referenced with Dead Baby Commentary)
  • Eczema: A Journey in Photos
  • It's Not Really Drinking Alone If It's in Front of the Kids: Wisdom from My Siblings

    Mary-Kate or Ashley?

    Winter wardrobe


    Iron-clad logic

    Jak wrote:
    THE SCENE: Anna sitting in the bathroom with her feet propped up on the stool. Marisol washing her hands nearby.

    ME: Anna, time to get your PJs on. Let's get moving.
    ANNA: Mo-ommm, I'm having my toenails painted.
    ME: No, Anna, not tonight; it's PJ time.
    MARISOL: Nooo, she's just pretending.
    ANNA: *indignantly* No, it's not PRETEND. It's IMAGINARY nail polish.
    ME: *nothing left to say, so I back out of the bathroom and find solace in my beer*

    Rastanna

    Too stinkin' cute





    Saab story





















    Thursday, January 27, 2011

    Better than "Oops—sorry about your Nanna's antique etagere," I guess . . .

    Letter of Jean Vanier to his friends, January 2011




    Dear friends,


    You wouldn’t believe it! Trosly is buried under 30 cm of snow. It’s wonderful and it’s terrible! Snowball fights and snowmen as well as dangerous roads, people slipping on icy sidewalks, cancellation of community events . . . Trosly is even cut off from Cuise la Motte and Pierrefonds. Since arriving in 1964 I have never seen such snow here. And yes, it’s Christmas, and in the stable a tiny light appears—a sign of hope.


    At La Ferme we celebrated the birth of this light with a retreat for about forty homeless women and men (and those who accompanied them) from Paris. It was a genuine Christmas for everyone! They were very content to be in cosy warm rooms with clean sheets on the beds. They loved the opportunity to sing and pray together. We took time to wash each other’s feet with respect and tenderness, as Jesus asked us to. It was an experience of grace and of incarnation, a time of utter silence that was filled with the gentle presence of God.


    Sue Mosteller once told me about something that happened in a maximum security prison. The chaplain and his wife had wanted their child to be baptized inside the prison. After the baptism, the mother held the child in her arms. The prisoners were sitting in a circle around her. The man sitting next to her asked if he could hold the baby. He took the child with great tenderness and looked directly into his eyes. As he smiled, the baby smiled back at him. The prisoner broke down in tears.


    A baby so tiny, so fragile . . . whose body and entire being call us to tenderness. It’s not possible to be afraid of a baby. It’s as though the child has a magical power over us. The way she looks at us, her smile, her eyes, even her fragility, her trust, her purity, and her innocence seem to touch even the most profound places in the hearts of us adults. The child is able to penetrate the walls that we have constructed around our hearts to defend ourselves, to protect ourselves, to prove that we are independent, competent, and strong. A child reveals the child who is hidden inside each of us, the child whom we have buried behind these impenetrable walls of protection, of strength, and of our need to win.


    Within our societies based on rivalry, we are often afraid to show our weakness. Admitting weakness can be dangerous since it might lead to rejection. Instead we feel that we need to show our competence, our capability, our power, our knowledge. If not, we risk begin wounded, rejected, isolated, and scorned.


    The weakness of the child—especially of a very young child—does the opposite: it attracts us and makes us smile; it leads us to tenderness and communion. It awakens kindness. This is possibly the only time in a person’s life when weakness more often than not elicits a positive and loving reaction. Unfortunately, there are also children who are abused. Their crying and anguish are too disturbing. We can only hope that these situations are rare.


    Culture and religion have no impact on a child’s ability to attract. The child is somehow able to enter into the corners and deepest recesses of the human heart in order to awaken what is most beautiful and most human: the desire to be accepted and tenderly loved. It’s clear that the child in the prison experienced a sense of real security with his mother, in whose womb he lived for nine months. Only if a child is secure in his relationship with his parents is it possible for him to be content in the arms of a stranger.


    This is a magical power—yes, magical—because it seems to touch us at a level that is much deeper than that of will or reason. It’s like a gift that is free and unexpected. It’s impossible for me, by myself, to awaken the heart that is hidden within me . . . This secret heart is awakened by something outside of me, and yet it is what is deepest within me. It is “me.”


    The man in prison—through the look of a tiny child—discovered who he truly is. At the most profound level of his being he is a child who is looking for love, but he doesn’t dare to admit it. All of us, at the deepest level of our being, are wounded children who are searching for love, for tenderness.


    If God were a mother who says, “I love you just as you are, with your history, your wounded heart, your shame, your guilt, your failures, and also your successes”; and if this mother were to take us in her arms and tenderly caress us; and if God were a little child . . . Isn’t it in Isaiah (9:6) that we read: “For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and upon his shoulders power rests, and his name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”


    In order to enter into the Kingdom of Heaven, Jesus tells us, we must become like little children, open to tenderness, able to trust, and willing to listen; no longer hiding behind the adult who wants to be strong.


    L’Arche and Faith and Light are places where we learn to welcome the child within us and within others. But often we must pass through all sorts of difficulties in order to reach this child and find joy and peace.


    Yes, Christmas is a very gentle time. I’m reminded of the film Joyeux Noel which tells a true story about the war in the trenches in 1915. On Christmas Day, British soldiers, on one side, and German soldiers, on the other, start to sing Christmas carols. Little by little, as one risky gesture leads to another, the soldiers dare to offer each other not bullets but handshakes and little gifts. In the midst of a terrible war, there were signs of friendship and love between these men—gestures that were much stronger than the desire to win a battle and kill others. This is Christmas! To embrace each other rather than to hurt each other. Isaiah tells us that God will send a sign: a child will be born. It’s the child who will smile at us and heal us.


    This past autumn there was a film in France that attracted more than three million people to theaters—clearly a record crowd, which says a lot about people’s search for truth and hope. Of Gods and Men (Des hommes et des dieux) is the story of Trappist monks in Algeria. They were in the midst of a civil war between the armed Islamic group and the military, both of which were proficient in violence. The monks wanted to stay in their monastery despite the threats. They wanted to remain close to their Muslim neighbours with whom they had created links of friendship, of faith, and of work over a period of many years. These neighbours implored them to stay. The monks’ faithfulness to these links led them to be kidnapped and killed. Without over-spiritualizing, this very sobering film shows the humanity of these monks—with their doubts and their inner struggles. Through their own wounded humanity there emerges a desire for fidelity, truth, and faith in God.


    In a world that is often divided into terrorists (of all types)—those who seek riches at any price, those who use violence and force to crush the weak—and legislators who are oftentimes super-rational and lacking in compassion and understanding of people’s basic needs, there are many men and women of peace who risk their lives and disregard their own interests in order to affirm that beyond all the injustices there is the dream of a new world where we will all have respect and love for one another.


    A happy and blessed New Year to friends everywhere and to members of Faith and Light and L’Arche. Thank you for all your letters and cards with wishes for a year of peace and joy. I am in profound communion with each one of you and I send you my love. I am deeply grateful for this communion and unity that exist between us and for our hope that the child and the one who is weak can heal us and lead us to peace.


    24/01/2011

    Wednesday, January 26, 2011

    Don't be a deadbeat

    My life is one big technical glitch

    YOFF WROTE:
    I've posted a mass of WIKISPEED photos up at Flickr. Check it out.


    DJ WROTE:
    i title the attached, "Roo Gets Up in His Grill."
    and how the chickens pertain to WIKI success still eludes me, but, then again, i haven't yet attended Lean Coffee.


    YOFF:
    the attached? which ones? and stuff?


    DJ:
    whatever. when i say "attached" i mean "guess which of the three hundred pictures i'm talking about."


    *sigh*


    but for those of you who don't feel like cooperating, here's the pic i was referencing. attached. no, for reals this time.


    YOFF:
    attached?


    DJ:
    i did! i really attached it! i did! what's up? why's it doing this to me? my life is harder than yours.


    YOFF:
    Attached it to what?


    DJ:
    YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE.

    Conviction

    I'm pretty sure that I'm right.*
























    * though I couldn't really say about what.

    With a slavish devotion to correctitude

    YOFF WROTE TO THE TEAM:
    seattle is such a mecha for startups.


    DJ REPLIED TO YOFF:
    mecca.
    —editor


    YOFF WROTE BACK:
    d00d, reply all with that shiz, or else how will the team ever know that you rescued me from another improper use?


    DJ WROTE:
    I INSIST ON SHAMING YOU PRIVATELY.


    Task allocation

    EG WROTE:
    baby B is getting bigger every day. he is very smiley and giggly, which is cute. here are some pics of b in his baptism outfit. cute, eh?





    DJ WROTE:
    Oh my gosh. Sweet little man needs to be cuddled and smooched and loved by me for hours on end. Do you have a guest bedroom? Because so long as I have access to good coffee and a great pillow, I will love and cuddle and smooch and swaddle and lullaby to this sweet little angel. And then I will hand him over to you when he is colicky or has trouble sleeping.


    EG WROTE:
    Why does the mom always get the crying baby? We do have room for guests, coffee and pillows, and you know you are always welcome.


    DJ WROTE:
    The mom always gets the crying baby so that the rest of us remain enthusiastic about babysitting.


    It takes a village,
    dj

    Critical path

    ISA WROTE:
    i've been working on the WIKISPEED financials for a few days. i have been wanting to discuss it with Yoff, but we haven't had a chance (but for some reason i had a lot of time to play with Yon and Jak's chickens . . .).


    Gentle reminder

    DJ WROTE:
    So, I *tried* to set up the conference call invite so that we all would receive an e-mailed reminder eight hours before and then 30 (I think) minutes before. I just got my eight-hour reminder. Did you, or did I just set it up so that I do? Let me know.


    Smooches and WIKISPEED,
    dj


    YOFF REPLIED:
    I did not get a reminder, but maybe it's just saving up to make a really big awesome reminder.


    DJ WROTE:
    *snort*


    YOFF: *sits in his office* ho hum! working on business. doin’ my job. ho hum.
    LARGE, NAKED, SWEATING MAN WITH ORANGE CHEETOS DUST ON HIS FINGERS: *bursts into yoff’s office*
    YOFF: *confused* . . . jack black? . . .
    NAKED MAN: *screaming* baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! phone in to the conference call tonight at 6 your time, 9 EST! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *crushes cheetos bag on forehead*
    YOFF: . . .
    NAKED MAN: . . .
    YOFF: thanks? . . .


    -- finis --


    YOFF WROTE:
    for the lols.


    Tuesday, January 25, 2011

    How I feel about my spouse

    'Netta *made* these.

    in her home kitchen. with her bare hands. will press her for order information. in mean time, salivate over these golden pancetta rolls:

    And for tomorrow night, Epicurious and I have joined forces

    Chicken Curry with Cashews
    4–6 servings

    Ingredients:
    1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter
    2 medium onions, finely chopped (2 cups)
    2 large garlic cloves, finely chopped
    1 tablespoon finely chopped peeled fresh ginger (in a pinch, powdered ginger will suffice)
    3 tablespoons curry powder
    (I added mustard powder, tumeric, and a number of other powdered spices I had on hand that I thought might work well; experiment)
    2 teaspoons salt
    1 teaspoon ground cumin
    1/2 teaspoon cayenne
    1 (3 1/2- to 4-lb) chicken, cut into 10 serving pieces (I used chicken breasts cut into 2-inch cubes)
    1 (14.5-oz) can diced tomatoes (I recommend substituting fresh tomatoes, whose flavor is vastly superior to most diced tomatoes; consider using the same amount of leftover plain paghetti sauce—already mellowed with long cooking time—or a can of whole San Marzano tomatoes instead)
    (I also added some diced carrot and some frozen peas, which added a lot of character)
    1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
    3/4 cup cashews (1/4 lb) (or whatever nuts you have on hand; I had walnuts)
    3/4 cup plain whole-milk yogurt (or coconut milk; I used milk with a few drops of coconut extract with half 'n' half, and it worked amazingly well)

    Accompaniment: cooked basmati or jasmine rice
    Garnish: chopped fresh cilantro

    Preparation:
    1. Heat butter in a 5- to 6-quart wide heavy pot over moderately low heat until foam subsides, then cook onions, garlic, and ginger, stirring, until softened, about 5 minutes.
    2. Add curry powder, salt, cumin, and cayenne (and any other spices you wish to add), and cook, stirring, 2 minutes.
    3. Add chicken, and cook, stirring to coat, 3 minutes.
    4. Add tomatoes, including juice (or fresh tomatoes and a cup or two of chicken stock, which would replace the juices from the canned tomatoes, or add one of the other recommended substitutes mentioned above), and cilantro (and any extra veggies you wish to add), and bring to a simmer; then cover, and simmer gently, stirring occasionally, until chicken is cooked through, about 40 minutes (or closer to 15 minutes if using cubed chicken breast). (If making ahead, see cooks’ note, below.)
    5. Just before serving: Pulse cashews (or whatever nuts) in a food processor or electric coffee/spice grinder until very finely ground, then add to curry along with yogurt (or coconut milk or other substitute mentioned above) and simmer gently, uncovered, stirring, until sauce is thickened, about 5 minutes.

    Cooks’ note: Curry, without yogurt and cashews, can be made 5 days ahead and cooled completely, uncovered, then chilled, covered. Reheat over low heat before stirring in yogurt and ground cashews.

    DJ’s note: As you can see from my notes above, I had to improvise with the ingredients I had on hand, but it turned out REALLY well—especially the milk–coconut extract concoction. This recipe could easily be made vegetarian, perhaps by substituting large potato chunks or cauliflower for the chicken and reducing the cooking time accordingly. Enjoy!


    recipe spliced from http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Chicken-Curry-with-Cashews-231358 and my own experience tinkering with it

    Giada, Ina, and I have prepared dinner for you

    Spaghetti in Tomato Olive Sauce with Roast Vegetables
    serves 6(ish)


    Ingredients
    Tomato sauce
    extra-virgin olive oil
    1–2 large garlic cloves, finely diced in salt
    1–2 large yellow onions, diced
    1 carrot, diced
    1 stalk of celery, diced
    salt
    pepper
    2 large (24 oz.?) cans of crushed tomatoes in juice (not diced)
    1 bay leaf (dry)
    other spices you enjoy (optional)
    wine (optional)
    butter (optional)
    2–3 cups good deli olives, assorted, whole or halved
    red pepper flakes
    2–3 lbs. spaghetti
    1–2 packed cups fresh basil (optional)
    grated parmesan (optional)


    Roast vegetables
    2 large purple onions, large 1-inch dice
    2 yellow peppers, large 1-inch dice
    2 red peppers, large 1-inch dice
    1 eggplant, large 1-inch dice
    several large cloves of garlic, whole (I find that halved elephant garlic cloves work very well here)
    oodles of mushrooms, whole if small button, cut into large 1-inch dice if large (optional)
    extra virgin olive oil
    salt (I find that large-granule kosher salt works very well for this type of recipe)
    pepper


    Preparation
    1. To prepare this meal in an hour and a half, cook the tomato sauce base and roast the vegetables simultaneously. Get your pasta water boiling well in advance (because this amount of water will need a good deal of time to heat up). Do not cook your pasta until you are about ten minutes from serving time, or it will become rubbery and gross as it sits. The olive–red pepper flake mixture should be added to the tomato base minutes before serving.
    2. Making the tomato sauce base: Heat a large pot over medium flame. Once the pot is hot, add a few tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil, heating until the oil is thin and runny. Add the garlic, onions, carrot, and celery. (Be sure to add the garlic with another of these ingredients, or it will begin to burn and turn bitter.) Sauté over medium-low heat until onions are translucent. (Be generous with this cooking time, as softer vegetables will provide a more flavorful base for your sauce.) Add a few pinches of salt and pepper, and stir. Add two cans of tomatoes. (I find that diced tomatoes take far longer to cook out the bitter taste and so try never to use them; crushed, or whole that you mash yourself, work best among canned tomatoes.) Stir, and add bay leaf. At this point you could add any other spices you like. (I sometimes add thyme or rosemary. Your call.) Continue stirring the tomatoes into the vegetable mixture to incorporate and meld flavors. Then add approximately 1/2–1 cup of wine (white or red, whatever you have on hand), and stir. Turn the heat down very low, cover the pot with a splatter guard, and cook down until very reduced, approximately 1 hour. Keep stirring occasionally to prevent scorching. I find the longer you can cook a tomato sauce on low, low heat, the better it tastes in the end. As you cook, if the sauce gets too dried out, add a few cups of good chicken stock (homemade is even better) to thin it out, and stir. Once the sauce has cooked and reduced, taste. Season with salt and pepper as necessary. If it tastes too bitter to you, add butter, 1 tablespoon at a time, to mellow the sauce. (I sometimes use milk and cook a bit longer.) Sauce can be made ahead of time and stores very well. (Note: a friend of mine in Italy who’s an excellent cook swears by shaving a few teaspoons’ worth of dark chocolate into tomato sauce early in the cooking process to counter the acid, tinny taste canned tomatoes often carry. I’ve tried this with unsweetened cocoa powder and molasses with good results. Do whatever you need to do to correct your sauce. Julia Child adds a handful of flower into her sautéing vegetables at the beginning of the recipe to mellow the tomato. Experiment. But the worst thing you can do is undercook your sauce. Never trust a recipe that insists you don't need to heat your canned tomatoes for any more than fifteen minutes before serving; often, especially with lower quality canned tomatoes, this is grossly insufficient time to mellow the flavors. Experiment. You will have more leeway with whole San Marzano tomatoes, for example.)
    3. Roasting the vegetables: Preheat the oven to 400ºF. On a large lipped tray, toss the diced vegetables in extra virgin olive oil and sprinkle liberally with salt and pepper. Put in middle of heated oven and cook for approximately 1 hour, until caramelized and soft (start checking after about 40 minutes of roasting time, and remove when caramelized and soft so as not to burn). With a spatula turn and stir (carefully so you don’t smash the veggies) approximately half-way through cooking time. Remove from oven.
    4. Adding the olive–red pepper flake infusion: In a large, heated pot, add a few tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil. When the oil is thin and runny, add the deli olives and stir. Add a few sprinkles of red pepper flakes (as little or as much as you prefer), crushing them against the palm of your hand to release their flavor, and stir. Once the olive, olive oil, and red pepper flavors are incorporated a bit, add in the cooked tomato sauce and stir. Let it simmer a bit to meld flavors. Remove from heat.
    5. Cooking the pasta: Heat a large pot of water. When it’s boiling rapidly, add spaghetti and cook, stirring frequently, according to package time or slightly less until al dente. Drain the spaghetti, reserving some of the cooking water. In a large bowl, liberally drizzle spaghetti with extra virgin olive oil, salt, and pepper, and toss to coat. (This ensures that each bite has more flavor.) (Note that technically 1 box [1 pound] of pasta is supposed to serve four people, but I find this is almost never the case. Realistically, you could get three good-sized main-course portions out of one box, or two if your guests are big, big eaters. I prefer to make too much pasta [hence this recipe calls for 3 pounds] so my guests never worry about asking for seconds. But I wouldn’t make less than 2 boxes for six people.)
    6. Prepping the pasta to serve: Toss spaghetti with olive tomato sauce, adding reserved cooking water to achieve consistency you prefer. Rip fresh basil over top of pasta and toss through, if you wish. Serve with vegetables spooned on top. Pass parmesan if desired. Pour yourself a glass of vino and serve the pasta with crusty bread and possibly a salad of fresh, tossed greens drizzled with olive oil and just a touch of your favorite vinegar. Enjoy!



    recipe compiled from http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/spaghetti-with-olives-and-tomato-sauce-recipe/index.html and http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/orzo-with-roasted-vegetables-recipe/index.html and my own freakin' ingenuity

    Sunday, January 23, 2011

    Pretty much.

    A template for every awful Facebook discussion you've ever witnessed

     

    Yin-yang

    the elegance of the architecture is tempered and kept from skewing too precious by the stark color scheme and an infusion of distressed wood and mottled metals.