"Nelly's Toilet Water Dip"

 

OTHER OFFERINGS:

"Reverse Calico Caress"

"Into the Outhouse"

"Bake-Off"

 "Half-Pint All Filled Up"

etc., etc. . . .

HERF, wherever you are, i am mighty disappointed, sao, that you did not think of this first. mighty disappointed.

Soul patrol

Herf wrote:
huge! http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/10/01/little-house-on-the-prairie-sony/



DJ wrote:
my feelings:

Herf wrote:
Wow, is that a rug? Wallpaper? Fabric swatch from JoAnn’s bargain bin?

DJ wrote:
MY SOUL: is cloaked in calico.

Herf wrote:
Your soul, effer, is wearing a butter pitt and a scrunchy.

DJ wrote:
*spittle*

YOUR soul is wearing a mock turtleneck under a pastel cat sweatshirt.

Herf wrote:
MY soul, sow, is wearing platform boots and nuttin’ else!

(NI)

Your soul collects doilies.

DJ wrote:
*nostril flair*

my soul is lounging on a bearskin rug before a crackling fire and enjoys a cheese platter.

YOUR soul watches Army Wives marathons. 

Herf wrote:
Your soul likes Velveeta.

My soul is dancin’, Gangnam style!

DJ wrote:
my soul knows off the top of its head all of the Scrabble Dictionary–approved words beginning with X.

your soul struggles with body odor.

Herf wrote:
Your soul owns double-digit numbers of cats.

My soul is like a sexier version of Betty White.

DJ wrote:
your soul unironically appreciates the Paul Ryan Time workout spread.

my soul has an excellent bullshit detector.

Herf wrote:
Your soul has a Vanilla Ice song on continuous loop.

My soul tastes like apple pie. 

DJ wrote:
your soul wears a Live Strong bracelet.

my soul KILLS. IT. in short shorts. 

*drops mic*

Telecommuting

JERF (1:16 PM): Please note: there is currently on my TV an ep of "Little House" titled "Divorce, Walnut Grove style."
JERF (1:17 PM): Ew are an enigma: the one day i am online, ewe are not there.
JERF (1:17 PM): . . .
JERF (1:18 PM): am going to go ahead and talk to self since ewe are off looking in the fridge, talking on the phone, or similar.
JERF (1:18 PM): H keeps tooting.
JERF (1:19 PM): Stupid subplot involving Charles putting in picture window in the "little house."
JERF (1:19 PM): window broke. soundtrack featured "game over" sound.
JERF (1:20 PM): Another fart. Maybe apples weren't a good idea for lunch.
JERF (1:20 PM): Watched "Iron Chef America: Battle Carrot" last night. Was inspired.
JERF (1:21 PM): Am thinking about making carrot and goat cheese sandwiches with green olive tapenade next week.
JERF (1:21 PM): Another fart. We may be looking at a diaper-related incident.
JERF (1:22 PM): Fack. Emeril is on Fud Ntwk. Subpar.
JERF (1:23 PM): OMG! Emeril has the same casserole as me (classic Emile Henry rectangular in cobalt).
JERF (1:24 PM): Back to "Little House." I don't believe this. Harriet is hitting on Nels. Pass the bourbon. And the bleach.
JERF (1:24 PM): Dean Butler (Manly) had some fierce hair in those days. Criminy.
JERF (1:25 PM): Horrifying: Adult Laura is sharing a room with Albert (who has Peter Brady-style voice breaking).
JERF (1:26 PM): I was thinking maybe I should convert this to an e-mail but have not because I am afraid that the emoticon won't be animated in an e-mail
JERF (1:28 PM): hm. Hank changed teh station to Marfa. Subpar.
JERF (1:29 PM): What was I thinking, part I-have-lost-count: I used to LOVE Melissa Gilbert's wardrobe on this show.
JERF (1:29 PM): Not to mention the hair.
DJ (1:29 PM): you have serious issues.